You know what sucks about writing a book on how you lost the weight and kept it off?  You start worrying about keeping it off so you can promote the damn book. You know what happens when you start worrying about gaining weight?  You put your jeans on after wearing yoga pants all winter and say, shit,…

You’re driving in your car, you’re in a hurry and of course, the car in front of you is going really slowly. So you have another red light. You’re starting to get really angry and you say a lot of things to the person who, according to you, caused this. Because if that car in…